Posted 11 hours ago

henning-a:

suddenlyoranges:

jovahkiin1138:

managingmemories:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

But nothing will stop me from believing my dick knows when it’s time to get up

Reblogging because need to correct intensifies

aktually, guys get morning wood because testosterone related functions begin to shut down during REM sleep and one such function of testosterone is to inhibit erections.  So therefore, when these functions shut down during the night, you will wake up before these functions kick back in, leaving you with a boner.

This has been your dick fact of the day, move along.

thank

Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come” is still my favorite thing though

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Posted 11 hours ago
all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

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Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

Posted 14 hours ago

priestessofnox:

Finally someone says what I always think when such questions are asked.

(Source: starrdork)

Posted 14 hours ago

-ryuko:

havin a bad day? look at mako and satsuki

image

boom. all your worries are gone

havin a good day? look at mako and satsuki

image

boom. your day is better than it already is 

Posted 14 hours ago

jetjenkins:

lockdealersid:

I FOUND IT

thank you

(Source: kamenriderfourze)

Posted 14 hours ago

idiotsage:

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

me and the bae

(Source: jonwithabullet)

Posted 17 hours ago

dont-mind-me-but-i:

It’s exactly what you think it is

Posted 17 hours ago
unimpressedcats:

#teamwork 

unimpressedcats:

#teamwork 

(Source: ostharink)